thedianaco:

corporateaccount:

pastabot:

i went out to smoke and saw my cat sitting next to a dead mouse wtf

weird! i saw a really tall man ten weeks ago

strange! one time I saw a woman with a big hat on the bus!

corporateaccount:

pastabot:

i went out to smoke and saw my cat sitting next to a dead mouse wtf

weird! i saw a really tall man ten weeks ago

felweed:

*walks into College Bros dorm room*
*Sees lesbian pin up poster purchased from spencers*
Nice, love seeing some queer representation in here

bile100:

Who knitted this quilt?

bile100:

Who knitted this quilt?

(Source: pomeranian2)

ignitionremix:

him: I make my own furniture ;]

me: 🏃

pastabot:

i went out to smoke and saw my cat sitting next to a dead mouse wtf

weird! i saw a really tall man ten weeks ago

*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

reginald watts

reginald watts

sharkverse:

cube control

a cube control let’s play

totallymakessense asks: Wait what is cube control

if you have to ask, then you dont know

walmarts:

bout time to call it quits I think

you’re a madman

walmarts:

bout time to call it quits I think

you’re a madman

walmarts:

"you mean you had a conversation? and the topic was me?"

"I’m sorry, I…"

"you discussed me"

be honest. how many tries did it take you to defeat the first boss in cube control?

walmarts:

me going for a high score on cube control

walmarts:

me going for a high score on cube control